April 6, 2012
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April 1, 2012
Reddit’s awesome crowd-sourced April Fools
Reddit’s Timeline lets you see reddits from the past and future. This is crowd-sourced humor, and whole bunches of it are pretty damn funny. Of course, some, not so much.
Many of the posts are in jokes about Reddit — e.g., in the ’30s, someone posted “Ron Paul born – Great Depression to be ended soon?” Or in the Victorian Era: “We did it Ladies and Gentlemen! After 8 years of making our voice heard in every decent publication the empire has to offer, we did it: Arthur Conan Doyle is bringing back our hero!” But most are not directly about Reddit.
To explore it, go to Reddit and look for the column towards the right called “reddit timeline.” Click on any of the periods, or on the up and down arrows to scroll more epochs. The 1920s is a pretty good one. Also, the Year Zero, and 1558.
Actually, browsing anywhere will lead you to something funny. IN MY OPINION.
January 17, 2012
January 8, 2012
Megan Ganz meeting notes
Megan Ganz is a writer for the TV show Community that I started out not much liking until I had seen a few episodes and now sort of love. Except that it’s on “hiatus,” never a happy word in TV land. Megan is undergoing community interrogation over at Reddit, and one of the comments linked to her “meeting notes.” You should take a look.
January 7, 2012
Made me laugh
This photo (via Reddit) made me laugh:
(Here’s some context.)
This comment, from lerxstlifeson also at Reddit, made me laugh louder:
At my school there is a four way intersection with high foot traffic where “free hugs” people stand. One day on the opposite corner, a kid walked out with a sign that read “Premium Hugs $1”.
January 1, 2012
My Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten list
Here’s my top ten list of top ten lists of top ten lists:
Come on, people! If just nine more of you compile top ten top ten top tens we can take it up a level!
Bonus: The media can’t get enough of top ten lists. When they run out, they write about why they write about top ten lists:
[Later that day:] I’ve removed one from the list so that there are actually ten, not eleven. Oops. (And again, later, because I am a @#$%ing moron.)
Categories: culture, everythingIsMiscellaneous, humor, too big to know Tagged with: 2b2k • everythingIsMiscellaneous • humor • meta • top ten
December 17, 2011
2061A.D. in Very inflation
“Hey, it’s very very very very very very nice to see you!”
“Yeah, it’s been a very very very very very very long time.”
“How’s Jan?”
“She’s very very very very great, but very very very very very very very very very busy.”
“Well, better that than bored.”
“That’s so so so so so so true.”
November 9, 2011
You Barcelona Birds
You Barcelona birds don’t know how good you have it.
You give your city two stars
because once a tourist left you a crust that had some mustard on it —
Don’t eat the yellow bread, is that so hard to remember? —
and last February a pigeon bullied you aside.
You ought to come to my city some February.
Is there even a word in Spanish for slush?
Yeah, Boston would grow you a pair,
and then would shrivel them up until they make a high-pitched ting.
How you like them tiny frozen apples?
So why don’t you go back to TripAdvisor and fix your ratings
even if you have to make up a new login.
Try “A_Little_Perspective23”
or “WuzWrongDaFirstTime.”
Stoopid Barcelona birds.
September 26, 2011
Profile Photo
Just for fun:
Profile Photo
JonJGman has updated his profile photo.
JonJGman thinks his profile photo makes him look boring.
JonJGman has put a yellow background in his profile photo.
JonJGman thinks the yellow background makes his skin look waxy, almost cadaverous.
JonJGman has superimposed “Madame Toussault’s” on his background photo so maybe you’ll think he looks waxy because they’ve made a statue of him.
JonJGman has run the spell checker on “Madam Toussault’s.”
JonJGman has changed the background so he’s now standing in front of the Grand Canyon.
JonJGman can’t figure out how to get “Madam Tossaud’s” erased from the sky over the Grand Canyon.
JonJGman has run the spellchecker on “Madam Tossaud’s” and definitely thinks he’s getting closer.
JonJGman has never been to the Grand Canyon and besides it looks like’s standing in front of a photo of the Grand Canyon with the words “Madam Tussauds” mysteriously in the sky, so he’s thinking about going back to his original photo.
JonJGman can’t find his original profile photo.
JonJGman has accidentally deleted his Trash folder.
JonJGman has downloaded a copy of his Waxy Dead Person Standing in Front of a Picture of the Grand Canyon with “Madame Tussault’s” Still Misspelled in the Skies photo.
JonJGman has decided to brighten his teeth in his profile photo.
JonJGman now has a bright pink, waxy nose in his profile photo.
JonJGman wishes to inform his friends that it’s only due to an incompetent attempt to darken the bright tip of his waxy nose that he now looks like suffers from stage 3 leprosy.
JonJGman has accidentally uploaded a photo of Anthony Weiner’s tumescent underpants that he honestly didn’t even know that he had, as his profile photo.
JonJGman’s new profile photo is Default Avatar #23.
JonJGman randomly chose Default Avatar #23 without realizing that it depicts a pink kitty that is at best age-inappropriate and, as a replacement for the Weiner Party in His Pants photo, is actually pretty creepy.
JonJGman wishes to apologize to his friends for not realizing that they were being notified about every step in this personal odyssey.
JonJGman has now changed his name to JakeTheBear325 and hopes to begin again fresh.
JakeTheBear325 has changed his profile photo.
Categories: humor, social media Tagged with: humor • profiles • social media
July 17, 2011
Lyrical arguments
“Your debutante just knows what you need
But I know what you want”Bob Dylan, Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again
“You can’t always get what you want
And if you try sometime you find
You get what you need”Rolling Stones, You Can’t Always Get What You Want
Therefore:
Sometimes you get debutantes
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