September 28, 2008
Daily (intermittent) Open Ended Puzzle: Top Ten Reasons Palin Cancels Debate
Here’s a contest idea from my brother Andy. Submit your entries as comments. Prize: Nothing at all.
Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Cancels the VP Debate
Suspicious Russian tourists spotted across the Bering strait in Dezhnevo
Wrasslin’ a bear
Learns Tina Fey will be watching
When taken on tour of White House by McCain handlers, is “inadvertently” locked in Cheney’s man-sized safe
Schedule for memorizing state capitals thrown off by need for new schedule to memorize states
Speechless after finally looking up what “MILF” stands for
On deadline to finish her book, “Namin’ Your Baby the Alaskan Way”
Not yet confident how to work in those hilarious hair-plug zingers
No matter how hard she scrubs, she can’t get Kissinger’s moral stank off of her
Stuck in traffic on the Bridge to Nowhere