In the comments, Bill K raises the prospect of the G8 coming up with a No Continent Left Behind Act. Now we’re talking!

If it follows the educational version of the act, the No Continent Left Behind Act will require continents to be tested every year to ensure accountability. Those that do not get passing grades will be given two years to get their scores up. After that, they will be shut down and the population will be dispersed to higher-achieving continents.

Problem solved!

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