I woke up this morning from a vivid dream. Someone had been talking about a philosopher who liked to fast before he thought. Not for me, I replied, or else, Rene a la Carte would have written “I think, therefore I yam.”

Look, it was just a dream, ok? At least I didn’t have Jean Paul Sartre writing Being and Muffinness. Nor did Sartre say “Hell is other Peeps.” Nor did Kant issue his Categorical Aperitif. So just leave me alone.

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