I’m at the O’Reilly Emerging Technology Conference, skating on the thin ice of my technical knowledge. I stumble into the untested Time Machine on display there. It goes off in an explosion of colored cellular automata strips. I emerge, chagrinned at having set it off, but I wave to the uninterested passersby that it’s ok because I got it autographed: there on the side of the time machine is Einstein’s signature.

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