West Point – Defender of Free Speech
The Army has warned an anti-war group called West Point Graduates Against the War to stop using the words “West Point” in its name, saying it is a violation of a registered trademark. — AP
Dear Mom and Pop,
Today was a typical day here at the Academy™. Thursdays are light days academically — I have a Lit seminar and not much else. We’re reading Death of a Salesman®. Willy Lomansm is so depressing! Our prof spent thirty minutes explaining why his saying “You gotta know the territory”™ is ironic because Lomansm doesn’t know his own family. He must think our heads are made of 100% Wisconsin Cheddar™!
Anyway, that was only an hour and a half seminar. Then we got to go on the rifle range. Dad, I think you’re just wrong about the M-16™. It’s a heck of a sweet shot.
Then me and my new plebe™ friend, Tad, went and had hot gay sex in the shower. (“Don’t ask, don’t tell,”© wink wink.) We started in the West Point™ Back Saddlesm position, with me on bottom, and then we flipped over into the West Point™ Truckdriversm position, which is one of my favorites. Then he took his enormous West Point™ and gently rubbed the base of my West Point™ until he got to my West Point™, and before you know it, there was West Point™ all over the place!
So, over all I’m enjoying this man’s army™, and am sure glad it’s not an Army™ of One® :)
PS: I could not find a trademark notice on the West Point site. [Tags: army west_point free_speech copyright copyleft politics]
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