Apparently, I am a CIA operative who has written a tell-all book. (PS: Powells is one of my favorite sites. And, as if to confirm this, they fixed the problem within three hours, and sent me a nice, human email msg about it.)

In other Small Pieces news, Eric Norlin‘s welcome warm-up comments already provide a blurb sure to make it onto the cover of the paperback edition: “…muted gnosticism…” This will definitely put the book over the top with the Mandaeans, sole surviving Gnostic group, living in Iraq and Iran!

Iran??? Hey, this can’t be a coincidence. Maybe I am an ex-CIA spook who’s the only one who knows the location of Saddam Hussein’s secret supply of Mysterium 238 but – and here’s the twist! – I’ve got amnesia and have settled down as a geeky sort of Web guy. Oooh oooh, can I be played by Tom Cruise? Or at least Steve Buscemi?

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