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A bloggy valentine

In response to Rebecca’s call for bloggy Valentine sonnets

How do I blog thee? Let
Me count the odious ways.
As a producer of sweat
Thou compares to a summer’s day.

I blog thee a fool,
a villain, a back door
spammer, a stool
pigeon turned crack whore.

You are so shreddible,
A vampire twice-bitten,
a journalist non-credible,
an eater of kittens.

Yes, each hateful word, suspect or ratty
Does, my love, boost you at technorati.

Rebecca gives double points if you podcast it, but that would require making the thing scan, so never mind.

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5 Responses to “A bloggy valentine”

  1. R.P. Feynman and my Valentine

    “feynmanwilczek” Rebecca Mackinnon is promoting Valentine sonnets .* I’m not posting my efforts– Joho’s will beat everyone for humor if not for love–but, speaking of Valentines and love, I love this 1983 picture of Frank Wilczek with legendary physics b

  2. Not that I’m a specialist, but shouldn’t it be “thou comparest”? (correct me if I’m mistaken)

    Neat sonnet :-)

  3. Nesson reads Wineberger: “How do I blog thee?”

    Charlie Nesson reads David Weinberger’s Bloggy Valentine : How do I blog thee? Let Me count the odious ways.

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  5. Sorry. I’m Japanese. I don’t believe in Valentine’s or sonnets, but here’s a Haiku for you.
    Bloggers love to fisk
    Rathergate and Easongate
    Kittens in our midst
    Unique Valentine’s Day Gifts

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