How not to watch a Red Sox game
Posted on:: October 26th, 2004
Every time a ball fails to clear the fence, assume that the players are already giving 110% and calculate exactly how many more percentage points were needed to make it a home run.
Supply the answer in the form, “If baseball player had only given ___%, that would have been a homer.” Repeat until your wife and son go upstairs to watch in your bedroom.
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