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How to become a terrorist

An odd email arrived today. It begins:

We would like to introduce our new-born site, where you can shop around most wanted and needed items in your life. Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns, silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.

First of all, let\’s check our 3 top-selling items:
1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 \”Gremlin\” (upgraded analog of SS-16 \”Strela\”) from our supplies in Kazakhstan.
Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght – 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and you can have tons of fun launching your \”Gremlin\”
with your buddies.
2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun…

It’s just about 100% certainly a phony: There is no url given and the 800 number and fax numbers are both Verisign’s. The msg came through APNIC, an Asian ISP. If you think there’s anything more to this than a joke or a lame attempt to spur some bewildering calls to Verisign, let me know.

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91 Responses to “How to become a terrorist”

  1. you all think im dead but im not i am coming to get u all you american filth. im gonna blow each and everyone of you up, me and osama are coming for you all.

    leave the eyes
    leave the head
    leave them all for dead

  2. What the hell? All I see on this site is bad grammer, drunks, and unbelievable ignorance. “future leader of the planet”?, Right, I see you fat stupid assholes typing away, thinking you’re somebody. Fake Muslims and terrorists pretending to be Osama? How pathetic. I searched for and found this site because I was looking for solutions to problems that obviously go way over any of your heads. Show me something real. Show me something actually spiritual, or at the very least emotional. I’ll even settle for religious. Terrorism is not what the U.S. makes it out to be. It’s more intrinsic. More than any white, brown, black or yellow P.O.S. can actually pretend. Wal-Mart is more of a threat to you than AK-47’s.

    To all of you!
    Find something worth living for, then Unite!
    You have no idea what this world is made of.

    P.S. I used no internet slang in this message, i.e. 2 U , Brb, Lol, or any other shortcut lazy people use.

  3. you fuckin idiots why do you want to create mass murder

  4. you site is cool

    i fucking hate u mum

  5. well i would become a terrorist to fight the infidel if i got a chance

  6. anybody on this blog with an iq over 80?

  7. I want to be a terrorist. Please do favour.

  8. i want become also]
    contact me earliest

  9. All of you should shut up. You had to start this argument on a totally unrelated topic, didn’t you? All those pretending to be terrorists should shut up. You know nothing of true faith, of having enough belief make a stand. Not that I support middle eastern terrorism. Anyone who feels true feelings and intentions of violence towards western culture should thinka second. The men of god who tell you to take your own life and that of citizens.Have they done it themselves? Do they take action? No! They are just using you like you are dirt! the people you kill are innocents, and the death of innocents only worsens relations between nations! Take it to the real problem, our leaders, filled with self greed! this can be settled diplomatically. You kill in the name of islam… Does it occurto you that islam was invented by a murderer , who slept with 8 year olds and set himself up as a prophet at a pathetic attempt at self justification. And ou see how much suffering it has caused?

    As for the original topic, somebody has probably been playing too much Mercenaries.

  10. i kill all major cities
    i hunt down american scum
    i gaurd the holy light
    i cleanse the earth of evil
    i repent my sins

    praise allah

    jihad ahkman

  11. FUCK TEH BULLSHYT LETS HELP ME BLOW UP WAT IM IN RITE NOW A LIVING HELL CALLED AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IN THIS WHOLE FUKIN UNIVERSE

  12. FUCK TEH BULLSHYT LETS HELP ME BLOW UP WAT IM IN RITE NOW A LIVING HELL CALLED AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IN THIS WHOLE FUKIN UNIVERSE

  13. i,d like to say this is,nt a religious fight ,people dont war,goverments want war,people dont want war,just because just because..www.smilingwithsemtex.com…seriously .. if we only joined together ,and used all our energy and hope against the big boys ,who are trying to lead us into a worldwide police state..i,m welsh and have been oppressed for years ,so has my country for hundreds of years,for fuck sake ,my people was taken from the valleys and used as slaves,well before the africans…all we need is brothers and sisters across the globe to realise that the fight against goverments should.nt have to involve the people ,because the people ,dont really have any say in such matters,,money is money..thats what counts,and i tell you ,that the people of wales are oppressed as anyone..diown diolch..

  14. Destroy israle………lets Attack fucking america……..and…dust to england………

  15. allah hu akbhar..im a new muslim..i will do what i have to do…

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