Top Ten

Posted on:: September 21st, 2004

At the World Economic Forum meeting today, so not a lot of time to blog. So, here’s the Top Ten list Kerry read on Letterman last night:

Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it “nuclear” instead of “nucular.”

And Bush’s number one tax proposal:

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

FWIW and BTW, I thought Kerry did well overall…a lot better than he did with Jon Stewart.

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Rachel, on September 21st, 2004 at 2:34 pm Said:

I missed Kerry on Letterman, so thanks for posting the top ten list.

I’m glad to hear you think he did better on Letterman than on the Daily Show — I wasn’t thrilled with his Daily Show appearance, and I can’t help feeling increasingly nervous as the election approaches.

David Weinberger, on September 21st, 2004 at 2:38 pm Said:

You’re managing to be merely nervous?? Care to share your drugs? : )

I think JK can still pull it out. Ulp.

Chris - whudat, on September 21st, 2004 at 4:55 pm Said:

Did anyone see Michael Moore’s 9/20 post? He lays it out there for the “nervous” Kerry supporters. Here you go.. “Put Away Your Hankies…a message from Michael Moore”
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?messageDate=2004-09-20

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