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Turning 18

Our middle child turned 18 last night. And what has she been looking forward to doing now that she’s attained her majority? Getting a tattoo? Buying cigarettes? Checking a pornographic movie out of the video store?

No, she’s been looking forward to buying a subscription to Nickelodeon Magazine for Kids without first getting the permission of her parents.

(If you haven’t figured it out, she’s a delight. Happy birthday, sweetie.)

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5 Responses to “Turning 18”

  1. being an “adult” isnt all its hyped up to be

  2. that was dumb

  3. AWW THAT WAS sWEET!
    IM ABOUT TO TURN 18 IN TWO DAYS AND ii CANT WAIT TO SHOW MY PARENTS THE 3 TATTOO’S THAT i ALREADY HAVE, GET MY LICENSE, GET A CREDIT CARD, AND NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM!!
    YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!! FREEDOM SMELLS GREAT!!!!!

  4. if u still live with ur parents dont u have to still listen to them anyway? thats what my parents said to me.

  5. i am now 18 years old.
    i can now open my own porn shop
    and show my body to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    yes!

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