In the form of a joke
I’m not sure why I bothered to write a joke that is in the form of a joke but is not funny. I am further bothered by the fact that I am posting it.
It was in response to a news item that a Ford dealership in Chatom, Alabama, was offering a free Bible, flag, and hunting rifle with each car purchased.
Here goes, and remember that this won’t actually be funny.
So, a Jew, a Canadian, and an eco-activist walk into a car dealership. The salesperson says, “We’re having a special sale. If you buy a car, you get three special gifts: A bible, a flag, and a rifle.”
The Jew asks “What type of bible?”
“King James,” says the salesperson.
“That’s not my type of bible,” the Jew says, and walks out.
The Canadian says, “I’m ok with the bible, but what type of flag?”
“American.”
“That’s not my type of flag,” the Canadian says, and walks out.
The eco-hippie pacifist seems not to notice and asks to be shown the most powerful, least eco-friendly car.
“Sure,” says the salesperson, slightly worried. “It’s this one. But don’t you want to know what type of rifle it is?”
“Is it high powered?”
“It would take down a moose.”
“That’s all I need to know” says the eco-activist
“But aren’t you going to say that it’s not your type of rifle and leave?”
“Nope, it’s exactly my type of rifle.” says the eco-activist as she turns and puts a slug through the engine block of the car.
“But that’s definitely not my type of car.”
YES THAT IS THE END OF THE “JOKE.”
