The New Yorker Caption Contest is making me an embittered, broken man
My offering has once again been passed over by the cruel gods that rule the New Yorker Caption contest.
The cartoon shows Noah’s ark filled with giraffes. Noah is talking to what seems to be a young woman. (I describe it because I can’t find a unique url for it.) The selected entries are:
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“I wouldn’t say ‘favorite’ animal.”
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“Mistakes were made.”
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“I have trouble saying no.”
Here’s my rejected caption:
“That’s ok. Everyone has trouble with Excel at first.”
Ok, it’s not so great. But head to head against number 2 above, no?
Someday, Caption Contest, someday…!