Bruce Willis is set to make a fourth Die Hard movie, in which his character, John McCainMcClane comes out of retirement “to battle terrorists intent on using the internet to spread their attacks.” According to Entertainment iAfrica, the original script was titled Die Hard 4.0, but Willis nixed the pix’s title.

The previous Die Hards were titled: Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, and Die Hard with a Vengeance. So, what would be a good title for the fourth Die Hard given that it has the Internet as its villain? For example:

Die Hard on the Internets
Die Hard 404
Die Hard: Packet Wars
Die Hard: Vista

And what tough guy line might McClane utter in a signature sort of way? E.g.,

Something tells me the Net’s no longer neutral.
Time to live? Ten seconds, you son of a bitch.
I’m going to tear you a new open source.
Markets are conversations…and I speak fluent Bullet.
Cathedral? Bazaar? It all makes the same beautiful, beautiful rubble.

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