Comedy Central has yanked the South Park episode that makes fun of Scientology. Trey Parker and Matt Stone responded by writing the following statement to Variety:

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!

Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!”

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.

For what it’s worth, I don’t watch South Park because I don’t find it funny enough. But after SP’s endless ragging on the world’s major religions, there’s something pathetic about Comedy Central pulling an episode making fun of Scientology. [Tags: south_park scientology entertainment tv]

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