The award for the most narcissistic performance by a recognized actor in a real movie, where the aforementioned narcissism is completely undeserved is ….

…Mickey Rourke, after plastic surgery that pulled his face back so tight that it stretched his nose holes, in The Last Outlaw.

(FWIW, I discovered this while lying awake with jetlag at 2:30 am. I may never sleep again.)

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