8 Responses to “Open Source Top Ten”

1. Richard, on August 25th, 2004 at 4:04 pm Said:

   Must be something about Swift Boats in the Hudson that could be used?

   Or preparing mud for Mudslinging?

2. David Weinberger, on August 25th, 2004 at 5:19 pm Said:

   Tax breaks for hookers

   (Hey, don’t complain to me. The Letterman show style guide says there has to be at least one reference to hookers in every top ten. (Or, one may substitute a reference to something that sounds dirty. E.g. Plenty of paper towels stocked in rest rooms, ready to sop up trickle down.))

3. Brad Hutchings, on August 26th, 2004 at 1:27 am Said:

   I submitted four items:

   * Gideons back-ordering bibles from Amazon.com.
   * Hillary preparing speech welcoming her friends to her state.
   * Mayor Bloomberg working hard to legalize the missionary position.
   * Unveiling new gift from France: The Statue of my Middle Finger.

4. David Weinberger, on August 26th, 2004 at 11:22 am Said:

   Jeez, Brad, those are durn funny!

5. Brad Hutchings, on August 26th, 2004 at 7:58 pm Said:

   * Andrew Guilliani to warm up crowd for Dad (roll video from Rudy’s first inauguration).
   * Bush twins Jenna and Mary Kate to guest host The Vagina Monologues.

6. Brad Hutchings, on August 27th, 2004 at 3:43 am Said:

   Three more:
   * Morton’s trucking in barbeque sauce by the tanker full.
   * Hello Deli replacing adult magazines with Jesus themed coloring books.
   * Finish citywide deployment of “Welcome Cicada Bugs” signs.

7. David Weinberger, on August 29th, 2004 at 1:43 pm Said:

   I’m biased, but I think many of the ones here are funnier than the chosen winners:

   10. All pretzel vendors required to display choking hazard sign
   Doug H., Clearwater, BC

   9. Getting those “Queer Eye” guys out of town
   Blaine C., Austin, TX

   8. All rates being fitted for jackets and ties
   Kevin S., Baldwin, NY

   7. Statue of Liberty? Botox.
   Vince W., Royal Oak, MI

   6. Waxing and polishing Regis
   Jim K., Haddonfield, NJ

   5. Chalk body outlines now done in an attractive shade of red
   Kevin S., Tallmadge, OH

   4. Building a duplicate convention site at an undisclosed location for Cheney’s speech
   Joe S., Dunlap, TN

   3. Putting up huge curtain in front of New Jersey
   Lincoln M., Toronto, Ontario

   2. All women entering convention hall will be frisked by Arnold Schwarzenegger
   Jerry C., Santa Cruz, CA

   1. They’re getting their asses the hell out of there
   Michael E., Dallas, TX

8. idiot, on January 19th, 2006 at 3:28 pm Said:

   i am an idiot and i am lead by richard simmons

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