Alice Marshall writes to point out that the new issue of TheOnion gives evidence that it is in fact still a humor rag. She (and I) particularly liked:

Department Of The Interior Sets Aside Two Million Acres For Car Commercials

WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to “safeguard our precious wildlands for future generations of SUV ads,” the Department of the Interior set aside two million acres in Wyoming and Colorado for use in car commercials Monday. “If we do not protect this land,” Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton said,

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