The Worst Hotel in America
Posted on:: March 4th, 2002
The Worst Hotel in America (Non-Fleabag Division)
If you don’t want to hear me whine about my hard life in a hotel, please turn your attention elsewhere. I wouldn’t blame you for an instant.
The worst hotel in America is … [drumroll] … The Opryland.
What makes it suck so bad?
- It is gigantic. Acres. If it were outdoors, they’d be morally obligated to give each guest a golf cart.
- Each of the wings has its own faux theme. Fake river. Fake bayou. Fake Gone with the Wind. Real annoying.
- The worst signage since Londoners randomly switched their street signs.
- The corridor ceilings are low so you feel like not just like a rat in a maze but a rat in a maze who’s hunching his shoulders.
- They play loud background music everywhere. Or maybe it just seems that way.
- It’s not within walking distance of anywhere.
- The nearest city is Nashville.
- It’s hermetically sealed. I’m breathing air first captured in during the Carter administration.
Does it have its good points? Of course. For example, there’s a sense of camaraderie among the guests who are wandering lost among the potted mangrove trees. But I’m just not in the mood to talk about the positives.
Thank you. I feel better now.
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The worst hotel I ever stayed in was a Howard Johnson in Bremerton Washington. It was so bad I collected photographic evidence!
http://www.frombeyondthe.com/howardjohnson
hello,
i need to reside in your apartment in american,from june20-july10-2005,i hope to here from you cncerning security of the place and the amount expected to pay.
kind regard,gilbert.
http://www.frombeyondthe.com/howardjohnson
=| That hotel looks like a crack house! I don’t
even know how they think they could keep that place
in business?!