Renewable Energy

Dan Pink suggests that the global epidemic of obesity

will become a public health brouhaha—replete with big ad campaigns, legions of law suits, and political posturing—that will make the battles over smoking seem tame.

Au contraire! The obese will be recognized as a renewable source of energy as the oil companies open up giant liposuction wells in the middle of every American population center. (Two in Chicago). Overeating will become our patriotic duty.

Sure you can have my Twinkie … when you pry it from my cold, dead, pudgy fingers.

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