Domestic Life On Slashdot

Posted on:: February 19th, 2002

Domestic Life
On Slashdot

Posted
by CmdrTaco
on Thursday February 14, @09:25AM
Kathleen Fent Read This Story
Kathleen,
I wanted to do this in the most potentially embarrassing way possible,
and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter million strangers,
was as good a way as any. We’ve been together for many years now, and
I’ve known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you.
Enough rambling. Will you marry me?”
From Kathleen
Yes
Dork. You
made me cry.

Yo,
InstaClair, It’s your turn to do the dishes
by Dogaroni

I cooked.
You clean.

Doggy howl
by Mackaroon

Arf! You tell
her, Dogman!

RE: Doggy
howl
Posted by Jimba23

Mark your
territory, man!

RE: Doggy
howl
Posted by Tootertwist

They ought
to make yellow scented markers smell like pee.

RE: Doggy
howl
Posted by Scarrrly

Another marketing
genius speaks.

RE: Doggy
howl
Posted by GetOuttaFace

Let me know
if you need a refill, moron.

Household
economy
Posted by Louisalot

Yeah, swing
your pathetic 4 inches of capitalist hegemony, Dogaroni. And pray that
no one sends her to a link to anything by Mahauser.

Re: Household
economy
Posted by OnePureDork

Oh, like Mahauser,
that Gramsci-wannabe dwarf, had anything to say about feminism that’s
worth the petrochemicals it took to print it. Wood pulp makes more sense
than Mahauser.

Re: Household
economy
Posted by Happifat79

And it tastes
better too. Mmmmmm, wood pulp.

Re: Household
economy
Posted by EyePokemon

Oooh, a Simpsons
reference! How clever!

Re: Household
economy
Posted by Famisboyo

D’oh!

YinYang
Posted by SweetWind

Cook/Clean.
The yin and yang.

Re: YinYang
Posted by Alfalfamale

Such typical
BS. Suppose he scorched 6 pots making bald eagle stew and she’s a vegan
monk who only wants a cup of basmati rice? Where’s your yin now? What
gives you the right to pontificate from your mountaintop? How about putting
down your yang for a while and coming to live in the real world.

Re: YinYang
Posted by SweetWind

You show the
pain of one still strugling in the world.

Re: YinYang
Posted by TheMoe

You show the
pain of one still "strugling" with touch typing.

And also
Posted by Acknoider

I looked.
You lean.

Re: And
also
Posted by Dogaroni

I booked.
You bean.

Re: And
also
Posted by Minimerlin

I croked.
You cream.

Re: And
also
Posted by Oisybeois

I choked.
You chinese.

Re: And
also
Posted by MmmmenoR67

Nookie nookie
nookie nookie nookie

No it’s
not
Posted by InstaClair

I did them
last night when I cooked so you could watch the "Mork and Mindy"
reunion. Remember?

Re: No
it’s not
Posted by Dogaroni

Oh yeah. I
forgot.
By the way, have you seen the remote?

Re: No
it’s not
Posted by Smilgrezza

You know,
we wouldn’t have this problem if remotes went Open Source.

Re: No
it’s not
Posted by Arkwrong

D’oh!

PS: Here’s Suck‘s
parody of Slashdot. (Thanks, Doc.)

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