Newz: Hunt for Strongest Possible Terms Ends

Almost three months after the civilized world was brought together across the political and social spectrum in an unprecedented condemnation in the strongest possible terms of various events, the hunt for what precisely those terms are has ended.

Among those who joined the remarkable coalition hunting for the strongest possible terms are:

Amnesty International: “…condemns the attacks carried out in the USA in the strongest terms possible.”

The Council on American-Islamic Relations: “We condemn in the strongest terms possible the vicious and cowardly act of terrorism…”

Oxford University Labour Club: condemns ” the New York massacre in the strongest terms possible…”

The Afghan-American community: “We condemn in the strongest terms possible what are apparently vicious and cowardly acts of terrorism against innocent civilians.”

The National Union of Students: Condemns “the New York massacre in the strongest terms possible.”

National Council of Churches in the Philippiunes: “… denounces in the strongest terms possible, the attacks made by the United States on Afghanistan…”

Anti-US protestors in Kolkata: “…condemned terrorism in the strongest terms possible and at the same time spoke out at the same time against what they called an imperialist design.”

The Angolan Mission: “… condemn in the strongest terms possible these acts of terrorism…”

The Saturday School at Harvard: “The dastardly attack of September 11, 2001 must be condemned in the strongest terms possible. ”

President Moi of Kenya: “…condemned in the strongest terms possible these cowardly and heinous acts.”

The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine: Condemns “in
the stongest possible terms” “the decision of the Palestinian Authority to ban the military wing of the PFLP…”

Among those who condemned terrorism or the US reaction to terrorism in the strongest terms but were not committed enough to condemn it in the strongest possible terms were Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra and Philippines President Gloria Arroyo and
The UN Security Council

In addition, a group of 100 families in New Zealand condemned a new school curriculum in the strongest terms possible, the Maryland Association of Buyers Agents condemned dual agents in the strongest possible terms as a consumer fraud, and Ian Jackson protested in a posting to a Debian-Linux discussion board “I OBJECT IN STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS” to doing a release with the XT security bug unfixed.

It was agreed last night that the strongest possible terms are “the strongest possible terms” with only Angola holding out for “double damn with a cherry on top.”

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