Newz: Outraged Parents Sue Ultra-Violent Reality Makers

Outraged parents in South Orange New Jersey today filed suit against a consortium of terrorists, militants and fanatics, claiming that their children’s interaction with the images of extreme violence is leading them to more violent gaming, television and movies.

“We have nothing against dramatic news or even the use of violence when it’s justified for narrative purposes and when the consequences of violence are shown,” said red-faced soccer mom Suzie Nielsen. “But they’ve gone too far. And every parent knows it.”

As evidence of the effect of violent reality on video games and movies, Nielsen distributed newspaper reports that Sylvester Stallone is seriously considering making a fourth Rambo movie in which he tracks down Osama Bin Laden. “Why can’t we go back to a time when reality was simpler, kinder and more child-friendly?” asked Nielsen.

“Every parent knows,” said Nielsen, “that if children see enough violent images in reality, it inurs them to violence in games and movies. I hold those irresponsible terrorists and extremists directly responsible for Steven Seagal’s comeback. For shame, for shame.”

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